Late last evening at the campus bar, Hyper Sensitive was out for “Girls Night” with her friends. The girls were trying to have fun without any men around. When Hyper Sensitive went to the bar to get drinks, she noticed someone that looked familiar. She could not place the person, but carried on bringing the drinks to her friends. After a few drinks she started to stare at the person from afar and then it clicked. She walked straight over to him and said “How dare you!” The man confused said “do I know you?” She got even more upset and said “you don’t remember me?!” The man stood silently unsure of what to say. Hypersensitive continues “we matched on that dating app Hot Stuff and we had plans to go out one night and on the date you said I look different without makeup on.” The man replied “oh yeah, you’re the one that looked nothing like your pictures and when I said that, you got up and left.” Hyper Sensitive angrily replied “what do you mean by that?!” The man said “I thought you looked great in your pictures but when we went out, you looked different. That’s why I thought you might have forgotten to put makeup on.” Hyper Sensitive got even more riled up and replied “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK DIFFERENT!” The man replied “I didn’t’ mean any offense by it, I just thought you were in a hurry and forgot to apply makeup.”
Hyper Sensitive was about to go nuclear on the man, when Captain No Fun showed up and said “the fun stops here!” The man says “who are you?” The Captain replied “I am Captain No Fun and I am going to put an end to your micro aggressions.” The man looked at the Captain and said “what’s a micro aggression?” Hyper Sensitive quickly replied to him “how could you not know what a micro aggression is, you incentive jerk!” The man said “I don’t understand what any of this fuss is about, but I’m going to leave now.” Captain No Fun said “you have not seen the last of us, Microaggressor!”
