Recently, the Logician was giving a hate lecture at Berkley Hall to a crowd of 200 people about the human anatomy. While he was delivering his presentation, a person heroically crashed the lecture and demanded he stop his presentation immediately. The Logician stared at him with his cold dead eyes and said “who are you?” It was at this point the person announced to the crowed “I am Captain No Fun and the fun… stops… here!” People looked at each other shocked and confused, then they erupted with laughter. Unfazed by the crowd’s reaction, Captain No Fun began walking to the stage to confront the Logician in an epic battle of words. The Logician made the first move and asked “what do you want?” Captain No Fun countered with “the university is no place for logic and reason!” This caught the Logician off guard and responded with “please calm down, I am simply presenting my research on the male and female anatomy.” The Captain added “what?!!, how dare you imply there are only two genders! I’m… getting… triggered!” The Logician, still confused, said “sir, if you have a problem with my research, you can bring it up during the Q & A period after the presentation.” The Captain, unable to refute the reasonable request was hurt emotionally.
Then, out of nowhere, Hypersensitive appeared and said “how dare you call him ‘sir’! You don’t know his pro-nouns!” Then, the rest of the Woke Warriors showed up and Safe Space immediately creates a safe space around the Captain to heal his wounded feelings.
Victim showed up with the wrong prescription eye glasses and said “I can’t see the Logician from here.” The misfortune of Victim has supercharged Captain No Fun’s social justice energy. Still unable to focus his social justice energy, he needed a beacon to direct his feelings. Powerless found himself accidently on stage with the Logician, creating a feeling of vulnerability. The logician turns to Powerless and says “can I help you?” Hypersensitive quickly reacts to that question “what do you mean by that?!!” Powerless startled by Hypersensitive, blows his big red rape whistle. The loud whistle acted as a beacon for directing the energy of social justice. Captain No Fun with all… his… might… started crying.
The Logician still very confused and due to the disruption, decided to make the rational decision to postpone the last five minutes of this planned presentation to next week’s lecture. Once again Captain No Fun has successfully delayed the discussion of logic and reason… until next time.
