Woke Magazine: 10 Ways to Prevent Your Boy from Becoming a Man

  1. If you’re boy is being bullied, teach him how to not fight back.
  2. Meat is filled with testosterone which causes toxic masculinity, so make him a vegan.
  3. When boys are together, they feed off of each other’s toxic masculine traits. To ensure this never happens, surround your boy with girls.
  4. Don’t let him play with aggressive toys, such as a toy gun.
  5. Encourage crying.
  6. Remember this saying, “more soy, less boy”.
  7. Sign him up for twerking lessons.
  8. Teach him to embrace feelings over facts.
  9. Dress him up as a girl.
  10. As a last resort, just get him neutered.