- If you’re boy is being bullied, teach him how to not fight back.
- Meat is filled with testosterone which causes toxic masculinity, so make him a vegan.
- When boys are together, they feed off of each other’s toxic masculine traits. To ensure this never happens, surround your boy with girls.
- Don’t let him play with aggressive toys, such as a toy gun.
- Encourage crying.
- Remember this saying, “more soy, less boy”.
- Sign him up for twerking lessons.
- Teach him to embrace feelings over facts.
- Dress him up as a girl.
- As a last resort, just get him neutered.

