The Real Reason for Anal Probing

I will admit, I have been fortunate not have been violated by the Gray Aliens, but I cannot say the same for my friend Vernon. He was abducted one night while he was sleeping in his bed. He does not recall the entire event, but he does recall seeing what appeared to be a Gray Alien holding a long cylindrical device. Before he could yell, he woke up back in his bed. At first, he thought this was a nightmare until he felt a sharp pain coming from his anus. He told his wife about the dream and his pain, but she just laughed at him thinking it was absurd. He told everyone and no one believed him, except for me. His story is very similar to other people with the same physique and life style with nobody believing their story.

Now here is the truth, the Gray Aliens are anal probing us to extract the iron from our blood. To better explain this, I will need to describe the current situation on Planet Gray. Previously, I had explained that the Grays are now invading America for a better life because Planet Gray has become unlivable. Life on Planet Gray has only gotten worse over the past 75 years. The leftist Gray government in charge of the planet mandated a planet wide law that food consumption will be pant based vegetation only. This means that they are no longer allowed to hunt or slaughter animals for food. Many of the Grays were enraged and the few that could afford it have decided to move off planet to a freer society. This drastic change in diet has led to sever side effects causing decreased energy and irritableness. Their scientist and doctors started to do further research into this and noted that the whole population had iron deficiency due to the lack of animal protein. The Gray government in charge, not wanting to reverse the law, spent trillions of dollars on new technology to extract iron from animals. They eventually developed a probe that could be inserted into a rectum of an animal that could extract the iron they so desperately need.

After spending decade searching for a good source of iron, they eventually came to America where they found the people had an abundance of iron in their blood that could be easily extracted. The diet of a rural American is high in animal protein and the amount of iron extracted from one person could be used on millions of Grays. As you can see, those damn Gray’s are mining us for our iron so they could keep their population on a plant-based diet.

Further, you will note that most alien abductions and anal probing stories are documented by rural Americans and not the city dwellers. The rural population has a much higher animal protein diet, while the city people are into the same food as what the damn Grays are eating, making them useless for mining iron. This is why it is important to not allow the stupid city people run America because they will make the same mistakes the Grays made and put us on an all pant-based diet forcing us into the same mess as the Grays. If we are going to save America, it is important to do these three things, stop the Gray Alien invasion, stop putting stupid city people in power and protect your ass!

Chet Gleason

Truth Hunter