Victim was working one evening as a waiter at Deutschland Bratwurst Cuisine when he was serving one of the Villains to the Woke Warriors, the Microaggressor. He ordered the Swine platter paired with a cold lager. Victim was providing top notch service; he only messed up the Microaggressor’s order twice. After finishing his meal he requested a piece of apple pie and Victim provided him with a peach sorbet. When Victim provided the bill, he charged for two additional items that he did not order, which was slowly fixed. Now with the correct bill, the Microaggressor asked for the credit card machine to pay and he began entering his tip. Now paid the Microaggressor provided the machine back to Victim who looked at the invoice and saw what he believed to be a mistake. Victim said “Oh, I think something went wrong with the machine, it only charged 15% and not the 25% tip.” The Microaggressor replied “no, that is the correct tip.” Victim is stunned said “What?! How could that be correct, the machine only prompts 25% tipping.” The Microaggressor replied “Well there is another option that lets me input a custom number that would allow me to apportion the appropriate amount of tip based on the service provided.” Victim didn’t know what to say, not only did he not know this option existed, he thought 25% was the standard tip for every meal, regardless of service.
The Microaggessor said “I do not believe the service provided by you warranted the 25% you expected to receive. Further, there is no requirement to provide the suggested tip option. I believe a 25% tip is only provided for service that goes above and beyond expectations. Knowing who you are and the lack of service you provided, I think my tip was more than generous.” Victim was surprised by these remarks and could only say “Wow!” He turned around feeling defeated, when out of nowhere, Captain No Fun entered and said “not so fast Microaggressor! What makes you think you can tip less for poor service?” The Microaggressor put his hand on his head and said “no, not this guy again.” Captain No Fun oblivious to his comments said “you are not being fair to Victim, you must provide him with equitable gratuity now, or else!” The Microaggessor now getting annoyed said “what is wrong with you? And how is this any of your business?” The Captain said “you’re not being nice and you should be treating Victim with equitable payment.” The Microaggessor still annoyed said “Do you know what a TIP means? To Insure Promptitude. Your friend ‘Victim’, was not providing timely service and messed up my order on several occasions. I believe what I paid was more than fair.” The Microaggessor continued “why am I still here? I already paid. I’m going to leave now.” The Captain said “not so fast! You still owe Victim his equitable 25% tip.” The Microaggessor got up from his seat and started to leave and said “are you a communist? I think you need to educate yourself and work on your manners.” The Microaggessor proceeded to leave the restaurant. Captain No Fun did not know what to say and met Victim in the kitchen where they both began to hug and cry. This was the Woke Warriors first defeat. Will they be able to recover from this?
