Jeremiah’s Famous came to town last year as a new local restaurant with little to no fan fair. In less than a year there are now over 100 locations in the south west with no signs of slowing down. Mysteriously, they have become the fastest growing chain with their signature “Secret Sauce” that seems to be obtaining new fans every minute. One such fan, Carmine, loves this sauce so much, he would do just about “anything” to find out its secret.
I don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but I think something nefarious is going on here at Jeremiah’s Famous. Why are all the locations located near a border crossing or in a town near the border only? Why does nobody know the name of the owner of the chain and everyone above the manager is a mystery with generic names like “Joe Smith”, “Adam Johnson” and “John Doe”? Who or what does not want us to know their real names? All this points to one group, the Grey Aliens!
Further proof is that the government has created a new governmental border enforcement agency that has a mission statement to “improve traffic”. Originally, I did not think anything of this new agency until I saw the list of what is now considered contraband. They have listed drugs and explosives, which are normal, but they have also listed Aliens! I do not believe this is a coincidence. Chet Gleason from Truth Hunters and now a politician was the lead on creating this new organization. For anyone that has followed his program, you would be aware he has been hunting Aliens for years. He claims that Aliens are trying to sneak into America through the border crossing. Back in 1947, an Alien ship crash landed in New Mexico bringing a lot of attention to them. They have now changed their tactics as this method carries too much risk. Now, they land their ships south of the border and invade through the border crossing!
Further, Jeremiah’s Famous and Café de Caballos have recently announced a merger. For those who are unaware, Café de Caballos is another mysterious chain that serves overpriced coffee. I did hear a rumor that their coffee beans do come from horse feces. If this is true, then I am done drinking their coffee! Now back to the merger. Why would these two companies that nobody knows anything beyond the services they provide merge together? Both franchises are owned by Aliens and have hundreds of locations at the border. These Aliens are using these franchises as front in an attempt to take over America and they are starting at the border!
Leon G. Ashbury
Truth Seeker
