Previously we discussed what led to the rise of Justin Le Chatte. Now we will be reviewing his tenure as the dictator of Canada. Under his lack of leadership, Canada has become a shell of itself and he has embarrassed Canada multiple times during his reign. Canada has become an absolute joke to the rest of the world. This my friends, is Canada’s Dark Age.
Justin was elected Prime Minister in the year 2015, thanks to his promise of legalizing marijuana. When young voters who know nothing about life can actually relate to an issue such as smoking weed, they will get off the couch to vote. People who voted for him knew very little to nothing about this part-time drama teacher turned politician. The only thing people knew or recognized was the Le Chatte name that his surrogate father bestowed onto him.
The first thing he did once in power was tell his minions to work on legislation to make marijuana legal and then took his family on two government jets to an exclusive island paid for by Canadian tax payers. While on his vacation, he would disappear to take a private call from a mysterious German/Swiss person. We believe this was Klaus Arschloch of the Global Economic Group, because once he returned from his lavish vacation, he would start working on passing environmental taxes on all goods in the country and started the process of banning all single use plastics. Within a year, Canadians were so high that they didn’t realize that all their plastic bags, straws and utensils are now paper. Anyone that knows Klaus, knows he wants to make the middle-class poor and miserable and this is how you lower moral.
Now that Justin has accomplished his initial goals as Prime Minister, he began doing something that he really enjoyed, cultural appropriation. On his first official visit to India as Prime Minister, he dressed himself and his family as Indians hoping to land an acting role in a Bollywood film, only to embarrass the county he currently represents. Once he finished his globe trotting around the world on his two jumbo jets, he returned to Canada, and needed a vacation. So, he took up an offer from one of his billionaire donors to visiting his private Island for a nice free family vacation, for three months.
Finally returning from his exhausting trips, he went straight to work… to figure out ways to make Canada worse. He consulted with his top deputies, including Christa Lockland, to work on a strategy to make life even more unaffordable. Christa came up with the most promising idea, a carbon-tax charged on all goods and services. They would soon try to convince everyone that a carbon-tax will help the environment when in reality, it would only help inflation. Now that Canadians are paying more money, he can turn his focus to helping his friends and family make more money. He gave a lucrative $100 million contract to a suspicious charity call “ME Charity” to help young people. This sounds good on the surface, only to find out that they took the funds to buy property and live a life of luxury with no evidence the funds went to any youth programs. When the public became suspicious of this charity, a public inquiry took place to determine if there was an arms-length deal taking place. Justin would maintain he did not know them, even though he was one of the owners’ best men at his wedding. Somehow, Justin would manage to escape disciplinary action from this scandal and would continue as if nothing had happened.
Then something Justin could never have dreamed of happened, a pandemic. This would give him an opportunity to test the limits of his power. Canadians were panicking and looking for leadership and to guide them though the fear and chaos. Instead of getting a leader, Canadians got a megalomaniac who shutdown the country and enforced lockdown measures keeping people inside and away from family and friends. With this unchecked power, he would unleash his ultimate evil plan… hyperinflation. With nobody working he would start issuing money to people to not work, paying them $2,000 a month. They called this the Canadian Unemployment Currency Service or CUCS. All of a sudden, people who were making less money pre-pandemic in the service industry were now making more money to do nothing. Even people who had jobs were taking advantage of CUCS. While the CUCS payments were bankrupting Canada, Justin gave another ‘friend’ a contract to create a Covid-19 app, even though he had no coding experience. The contract to create the app was originally for $5 million and would soon balloon to $100 million because the company had to hire another company to create the app. Once the app was completed, it worked only half the time and was used to restrict Canadians from traveling freely. This was even more absurd when he started to let in a whole bunch of illegal aliens that were exempt from using the app because they identified as refugees who were oppressed. This only made conditions worse for citizens leading to more death and destruction. Hope for a free Canada was fleeting, until a convoy of brave truckers lead a revolt against the totalitarian La Chatte government in Ottawa. They would park their trucks outside of parliament hill and protest peacefully standing up against this fascist government disobeying the lockdown orders. This act of aggression enraged Justin as he saw this as a threat against his regime, or as he would say ‘democracy’. Just like any other dictator around world, he began to crackdown on dissent and enacted the Emergency Act giving him even more unchecked power to dismantle the protest. In order to send a message to the people and prevent further civil disobedience, he would freeze the protest organizers’ bank accounts indefinitely.
Now with unchecked power, he started to go after his political rivals. Anyone that had an opposing view, called him an idiot, agent of Klaus Arschloch or explains things rationally are subject to re-education classes in an attempt to brainwash all his rivals.
With no more obstacles, Justin has successfully taken absolute power and implemented Klaus Arschloch’s and the GEG’s plan to make Canada poor. Hyperinflation and restricted free speech have all led to the down fall of Canada. Forget the dream of buying a house, the dream now is buying your groceries.
