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Previously we discussed what led to the rise of Justin Le Chatte. Now we will be reviewing his tenure as the dictator of Canada. Under his lack of leadership, Canada has become a shell of itself and he has embarrassed Canada multiple times during his reign. Canada has become an absolute joke to the rest...
I will admit, I have been fortunate not have been violated by the Gray Aliens, but I cannot say the same for my friend Vernon. He was abducted one night while he was sleeping in his bed. He does not recall the entire event, but he does recall seeing what appeared to be a Gray...
Victim was working one evening as a waiter at Deutschland Bratwurst Cuisine when he was serving one of the Villains to the Woke Warriors, the Microaggressor. He ordered the Swine platter paired with a cold lager.
Three months ago, my Cousin Harold’s fancy automobile was stolen right off his driveway while he was sleeping. The police said the thieves broke into his car with some fancy device that can bypass the car’s security system. The police officer said more of these devices are becoming easy to find online and stolen cars have increased exponentially.
Yesterday one of the vilest forms of entertainment was on full display at our local community theater, a comedy show. We are appalled that such an event would be happening so close to where we live. Fortunately, the event was cut short thanks to the Woke Warriors.
Americans often forget that we have a neighbor and a very important trading partner to the north, Canada. Several years ago, the country elected a failed drama teacher with a famous last name to be their leader. This has led to the steady decline of the country and they are gradually becoming a communist nation....
If you’re boy is being bullied, teach him how to not fight back. Meat is filled with testosterone which causes toxic masculinity, so make him a vegan. When boys are together, they feed off of each other’s toxic masculine traits. To ensure this never happens, surround your boy with girls. Don’t let him play with...
Did you know there is a group of sinister people that meet once a year in Switzerland? They are world leaders and billionaires who discuss new ways to ruin our lives. The fact that people are barley aware of this meeting and nobody says anything makes me sick. That is why I am writing to...
I just had the worst meal of my life! Today, I was excited to pick up food from my favorite wing restaurant, Fat Chicks & Diarrhea. It has been two whole weeks since I was there last and I was craving their famous hot wings. I placed my order like usual and when I got...
If you are reading now, then you are just realizing that you forgot to buy something for that special someone. That’s right; January 19th Gun Appreciation Day is quickly approaching and you probably need to buy something special for your gun. Don’t you worry, I will help you find the right gift for your very...
