Border Action Defence Force

What is the Border Action Defense Force (B.A.D. Force)? It is a new government agency with a mission to improve traffic at the border. In order to succeed in this mission, the governmental has now mandated that only three types of goods are to be considered contraband and they are drugs, explosives and aliens. The agency has been provided $4 billion in government aid, however, due to reckless spending and corruption, the budget somehow only covered a couple of horseshoe magnets, some drug paraphernalia and a cocaine addicted dog to protect the border.